Poor Guy Ritchie. Not only does the recently separated director
have to deal with new reports of his ex's secret rendezvous with A-Rod,
he also has his hands full with crazed Madonna fans.
According to The Sun, a quiet night of drinking away his sorrows at the local pub
took a scary turn when an intoxicated patron started hurling insults at him.
A witness at The Punchbowl tells The Sun,
"Guy was in the pub in good spirits and was laughing and joking over a pint.
This bloke seemed to be on the lookout for trouble.
He got a drink and started shouting about being a Madonna fan and ranting about the divorce.
It was like he just wanted to draw attention to himself."
Police confirmed to The Sun that officers were called to the pub
to diffuse the situation, but no charges were laid.
But the crazy didn't end there.
According to The Mirror, a 16-year-old Madonna fan was arrested
after he snuck onto the Manchester set of Ritchie's remake of Sherlock Holmes with a knife.
A source tells The Mirror,
"The bloke was screaming about Guy and shouting, 'I love Madonna.' It was terrifying.
At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around.
Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him."
The witness added,
"Guy was understandably upset, but carried on as if nothing had happened."
Good thing that living with Madonna for seven years has fully prepared Ritchie
for conflict resolution. Thanks to Madge's handy marriage rulebook,
one can only assume that he responded to his assailants by slowly approaching them
and calmly stating:
"I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this."
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